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From the feed to the clubhouse

A club with yarn
in its veins.

Hooker Mom® Club is a playful home base for crochet artists to laugh, share, and be seen. The shirt opens the door. The people make it a club.

Hook•Laugh•Make•Repeat
A Hooker Mom Club studio scene with yarn shelves and handmade crochet animals
Made for the club

The unofficial club rule

The first rule of Stitch Club: don’t tell Karen
The tee · front + back
Front view of the Founding Member Tee from the existing Printful mockup
Front
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Back

The Founding Member Tee

Your official
club uniform.

This is not random merch. It is the flag for a community of women who make things by hand and refuse to take the yarn drawer—or themselves—too seriously.

  • 01The club mark on the front
  • 02The inside joke on the back
  • 03TikTok Shop product page
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From the Hooker Mom feed

Crochet has a
sense of humor.

Watch all on TikTok ↗
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Club uniform

The club uniform enters the group chat.

02

Hooker humor

Yarnaholics, this one is for you.

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From the feed

The struggle is very, very real.

The Free Hook Library

Free patterns.
Make something.

Free patterns from real creators, linked straight to the original source. Find a project, pick up your hook, and make it yours.

Original creators · free patterns · pick your next project
Amigurumi + small makes

Tiny Trouble

Little creatures, soft shapes, and the kind of tiny projects that somehow take over the whole couch.

Small makes for quick yarn-fueled wins.
Official source image for the Kawaii Heart crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Tiny TroubleSource: Hobbii

Kawaii Heart

A small stuffed crochet heart designed by Jennifer Santos of Super Cute Design.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Bubba the Frog crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Tiny TroubleSource: Hobbii

Bubba the Frog

A soft little frog by Katja Leander Hansen from Hobbii’s free beginner amigurumi collection.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Milo the Dino crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Tiny TroubleSource: Hobbii

Milo the Dino

A small dinosaur by Katja Leander Hansen from Hobbii’s free beginner amigurumi collection.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Quick wins + beginner projects

WIP Rescue

For the days when your bigger WIP is staring at you and you need a clean little win.

Quick projects for your next little win.
Official source image for the Baby Jellyfish crochet pattern
From Hobbii
WIP RescueSource: Hobbii

Baby Jellyfish

A beginner-friendly mini jellyfish by Sweet Softies that the source describes as a quick project.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Quick project · source wording
View free pattern
Official source image for the Everyday Glitter Scrunchie crochet pattern
From Hobbii
WIP RescueSource: Hobbii

Everyday Glitter Scrunchie

A simple glitter-yarn scrunchie by Tine Sommer Hansen for a fast, low-drama hook session.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Quick project · source wording
View free pattern
Official source image for the Kawaii Carrot crochet pattern
From Hobbii
WIP RescueSource: Hobbii

Kawaii Carrot

A small play-food or nursery decoration by Jennifer Santos of Super Cute Design.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Wearables + home projects

Cozy Chaos

Warm hooks, soft yarn, and projects built for the noble art of staying exactly where you are.

Comfort projects for home, head, and shoulders.
Official source image for the Coze Throw Blanket crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Cozy ChaosSource: Hobbii

Coze Throw Blanket

A beginner-friendly, one-panel throw by Wool Cuddles with fringe added after the main panel.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Nynne Headband crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Cozy ChaosSource: Hobbii

Nynne Headband

A chunky ribbed crochet headband by Tine Sommer Hansen with a gathered front knot.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Rainbow Cloud Pillow crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Cozy ChaosSource: Hobbii

Rainbow Cloud Pillow

A cheerful 22-inch pillow by Erin Greene, crocheted in continuous rounds with separately made arms and legs.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Morning Mist Cardigan crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Cozy ChaosSource: Hobbii

Morning Mist Cardigan

A size-inclusive five-panel cardigan by Wool Cuddles with an airy open-stitch fabric and relaxed fit.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Crochet building blocks + staples

Hooker Mom Classics

Granny squares, useful bags, and foundational hook work worth keeping in permanent rotation.

The classics: useful, colorful, and always worth another row.
Official source image for the Hobbii Granny Square Basic crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Hooker Mom ClassicsSource: Hobbii

Hobbii Granny Square — Basic

A 12 cm beginner granny square by Irene Rasch, built for scrap yarn and color experiments.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the Cladonia Tote Bag crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Hooker Mom ClassicsSource: Hobbii

Cladonia Tote Bag

A beginner-friendly textured tote by Libère tes mailles, worked in the round with joined handles.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Official source image for the On The Go Bag crochet pattern
From Hobbii
Hooker Mom ClassicsSource: Hobbii

On The Go Bag

A spacious single-strap bucket bag by TL Yarn Crafts with a sturdy, minimal construction.

Level
Intermediate
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View free pattern
Legit sources, intentionally no peeking

Blind Hook Bag

A real free pattern with one little rule: no peeking yet.

Pick a mystery, follow the source, and let the reveal be part of the fun.
Blind Hook BagSource: Yarnspirations

Blind Hook Bag #01

One easy-rated crochet pattern from a legitimate public source. The project image stays sealed here. That is all you get, nosy.

Level
Easy · source rating
Status
Free at Yarnspirations
Beginner time · estimate
Quick project · source wording
Open the surprise
Blind Hook BagSource: Yarnspirations

Blind Hook Bag #02

One beginner-rated crochet pattern from a legitimate public source. No borrowed project image, no accidental spoiler.

Level
Beginner · source rating
Status
Free at Yarnspirations
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
Open the surprise
Blind Hook BagSource: Yarnspirations

Blind Hook Bag #03

One beginner-rated crochet pattern from a legitimate public source. The reveal belongs to the original publisher.

Level
Beginner · source rating
Status
Free at Yarnspirations
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
Open the surprise
Blind Hook BagSource: Yarnspirations

Blind Hook Bag #04

One beginner-rated crochet pattern from a real creator. The details are a surprise until you follow the source.

Level
Beginner · source rating
Status
Free at Yarnspirations
Beginner time · estimate
Speedy project · source wording
Open the surprise
Yarnarchy · crochet with an attitude

Hooker Mom's misfit pattern drop

Welcome toYarnarchy trademarkOwner-provided punk granny mascot crocheting

An ever-growing shelf for punky, rebellious, oddball crochet—creatures, accessories, wearables, patches, home pieces, and whatever else refuses to behave. Yarnarchy™ lives inside the Hooker Mom clubhouse—not above the door.

Oddball shelf · original sources linkedFresh, strange, and full of yarn energy. Every drop links straight to its original creator.
Official source image for the Fergus the Monster crochet pattern
From Hobbii

Curated discovery 001Hobbii · @bisgaardmette

Fergus the Monster

A loop-stitch monster by @bisgaardmette. Hobbii notes that the fuzzy yarn makes this beginner pattern a poor choice for a very first project.

Level
Beginner · not a first project
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View at original source
Official source image for the Giant Pencil crochet pattern
From Hobbii

Curated discovery 002Hobbii · Sweet Softies

Giant Pencil

A no-sew jumbo plush pencil by Sweet Softies—equal parts pillow, photo prop, and gloriously unnecessary school supply.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View at original source
Official source image for the Boo the Bat crochet pattern
From Hobbii

Curated discovery 003Hobbii · Stuck on You Crochet

Boo the Bat

A mischievous neon-speckled bat by Stuck on You Crochet with wide wings, big eyes, and one tiny fang-y grin.

Level
Beginner
Status
Free at Hobbii
Beginner time · estimate
Not stated by source
View at original source

The Yarnarchy sticker drop

STICK ANARCHY on everything.

Nine die-cut vinyl stickers and the full nine-sticker sheet. Sold through the HOOKER MOM TikTok Shop.

YARNARCHY WordmarkYARNARCHY Wordmark$5Shop on TikTokYarn JunkieYarn Junkie$5Shop on TikTokYarn Junkie BadgeYarn Junkie Badge$5Shop on TikTokStay HookedStay Hooked$5Shop on TikTokCrochet Til I DieCrochet Til I Die$5Shop on TikTokGranny Square JacketGranny Square Jacket$5Shop on TikTokSlime Mohawk Yarn BallSlime Mohawk Yarn Ball$5Shop on TikTokNo Rules Just RowsNo Rules Just Rows$5Shop on TikTokHOOKER MOM VarsityHOOKER MOM Varsity$5Shop on TikTok
The Full Sheet - 9-Sticker PackThe Full Sheet - 9-Sticker PackAll nine. One sheet.$15Shop on TikTok

Checkout, shipping, and order tracking run through TikTok Shop.

The WIP Wall

What is on
your hook?

A corner for half-finished masterpieces, brave color choices, and the projects currently living in a grocery bag.

A little WIP inspiration
Sample WIP prompt

The “quick” granny square

Current status: multiplied overnight.

Sample WIP prompt

Secret sweater energy

Current status: sleeves are a tomorrow problem.

Sample WIP prompt

Whatever this becomes

Current status: trusting the process.

A future club corner

Pull up a chair.
Bring your yarn.

A future space for help, wins, and lovingly getting talked out of starting a sixth WIP. Until then, this is just a little club daydream.

Hook Circle
Sample chat · coming later
Hooker #014I said I was only doing one more row.
Hooker #027We have all told that lie.
Hooker #003Show us the WIP. We are ready.
Krissy holding two handmade cow amigurumi dolls
The West Nest · tiny trouble maker since 2021

Meet the founder

Meet Krissy—
the Mom Behind the Hook.

Krissy is the maker behind The West Nest, where handmade amigurumi has been bringing tiny trouble and big comfort to life since 2021. She is also a Doctor of Physical Therapy who works with local school districts and a state leader in Say YES to RECESS—because play, movement, and a little harmless mischief belong in every good life.

Most of all, she is a mom of two and the founder of Hooker Mom Club.

Krissy crocheting an amigurumi rabbit in her yarn-filled workspace
Inside The West NestHooks, yarn, and the honest middle of the making.
Meet KrissyHow The West Nest became Hooker Mom Club
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Press play when you are ready. Nothing starts on its own.

The Founding Member Tee

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